i may or may not be watching the land before time
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
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I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
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Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
Is Oprah even human
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
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