Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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