Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
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Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
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Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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