I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
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They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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