you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
It's like God shit irony all over that family
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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