Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
he was CRYING into my vagina
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
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