Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
Green mimosas i think yes
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
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We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
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I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
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