Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
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she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
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Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Cracked my iPhone screen. Real bad. Girl from last night isn't ugly yet. Stop me if you still think she belongs under a bridge. You have 12 seconds.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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