is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
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