I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
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Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
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What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
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