I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
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