the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
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they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
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Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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