I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
Randomize