she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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