I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
Randomize
