Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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