Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
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