It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
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