god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
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He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
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My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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