Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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