i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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