Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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