Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
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There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
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We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
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