ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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