I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
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How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
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Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
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