Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize