Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
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It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
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I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
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