plz talk dirty to me
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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