i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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