If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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