It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
Randomize
