I think scott just propositioned me for sex
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
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My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
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All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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