problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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