yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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