but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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