what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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