Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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