Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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