Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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