She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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