Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
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