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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
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Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
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Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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