so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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