O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Randomize
