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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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