Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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