You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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