Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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