I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
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to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
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I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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