Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
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