8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
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you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
Why is your signature on my underwear?
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
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was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
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