ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
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It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
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sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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