Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
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