I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
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What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
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dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
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